Nov
16
2011
16
2011
late october 2011 i resolved to relocate to new york’s zuccotti park, fascinated by the bacchanalian / populist occupy wall street protests. sleeping in the park with hundreds of others, i managed to get mixed up in the business of the press relations working group. early one morning some daily show producers came by the press desk and asked for a zuccotti tour, which i gladly provided. later they asked if i minded performing the same on camera with samantha bee, i said no. thus the 15 seconds of fame warhol foretold as future birthright literally came to pass.
my mother and stepfather reside on a lovely piece of land on the james river, just east of springfield, missouri. since supermarket food appears trending ever more expensive / compromised by dubious industrial farming techniques and genetic modification, we decided now’s a good time to begin growing our own stuff. comprehensive calculation tools / plans provided free by 
